Photo by Ben Hejkal, who is the best http://benhejkal.com/

Photo by Ben Hejkal, who is the best http://benhejkal.com/

I'm a hardcore radical sex-positive 4th-wave feminist, wanna fight about it?
I want to visit every country in the world. So far I’ve been to four. 
I’m a major foodie.
I can cook.
I hate doing dishes.
I’m a coffee snob.
I have a penchant for unfiltered bourbon and banh mi sandwiches.
I’m probably a hipster.
I know the definition of the word “ironic,” but I’m still terrified of using it incorrectly so I almost never do.
I have a few tattoos, and just started work on full sleeves.
I think the movie Brick is the most perfectly made movie in history. There may be some that are better, or more significant, but none that are nearly as perfect in every way.
I read a lot, but very few classics. I always mean to read them one day, but right after this next trash fantasy novel.
I listen to a ridiculous amount of music. Please don’t ask me what my favorite band is.
I play the ukulele. That’s me entertaining a bunch of folk after a fire alarm went off at the City Museum in St. Louis.
I’m originally from California, and I feel the need to specify which half. Northern.
I love to dance, and I’m actually pretty good at it.
Chances are if I’ve met you, I love you. Don’t be weird about it.
I’m afraid of heights and of dogs that bark, no matter how big or small. Quiet dogs are fine.
I love cats. I feel like we have an understanding.

I feel like by this point you know me more than I know you. Maybe we should fix that.